Some people believe abortion is inevitable. They tend to be fetalists.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
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