I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
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Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.

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