I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Metoonym: aka a trendy buzzword.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
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