Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I hate people who speak in sentence fragments. They are so phrasist.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
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