You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
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I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?

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Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”

Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”

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Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.

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