It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than Pearl Jam.
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Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Did The Doors hold jamb sessions?
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.

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