The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...LIGHT ON OUR FEET
Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Beats me up, Scotty
- Off the Beatin’ Tracks
- Light on our Feet
- The Glowsbusters
- Stark Ravin’ Mad
- Sticky Feet
- Glowrunimo
- Rave You To the Finish
- Race the Roof
- Glowlegged
- The Hippydrome
- Andre 5000 (metres)
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NOISE POLLUTION?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting an a cappella group at our School of Natural Resources and Environment and I’d like a punny name that combines musical terms with environmental terms. ~Naomi, Ann Arbor, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A cappellecology
- Sound Policy
- Resource Distraction
- Do no Harmony
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...NO CHORUS HUMOR, PLEASE
Dear Pun Gents, my choir is getting t-shirts and I need a good pun to adorn them (high school-appropriate, please) ~Jac, Bay City
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I’m Choired Right Now
- Come to Sing Sing
- No Harmony Done
- Duet, Where my Harmony?
- And I Love Hymn
- Do You Watch the Sopranos?
(8 votes, average: 1.88 out of 5)Loading...MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT
Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
- Keep me accompaniment?
- Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
- I wanted to jazz you a question…
- What time? Get me at 8/16
- This is not the night to be a Monk
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...MUSICAL LINEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny team name for a girls intramural softball team at my college. All of the girls are music majors or minors. Needs to be clean. ~Kassie, Brownwood, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bar Be Eyes [RBIs]
- Aces of Bases
- Ludwig van Basethrowven
- Handel the Bat
- Bat Girls
- Treble Play
- Fever Pitch
- Slide Trombones
- SwingandaMissimo
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