Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
Writing a symphony is a draw note process.
During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?


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