Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
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Loading...Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than Pearl Jam.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
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