NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Who’s yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who’s yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
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