NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Who’s yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who’s yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
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