Do baristas listen to frappe music?
occupations
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Plumbers have a multi-fauceted personality.
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.


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