Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
occupations
At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
Are archers into arrow dynamics?
Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.