Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
politics
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

New Puns on Demand filled today!
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
Sign in a UK shop window: You Brexit EU bought it.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.


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