Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
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Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
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