The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
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Loading...The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
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