During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
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