What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
insects
OH MAG GOT!
Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns.
Thank you! ~Sou, Seattle
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Yawn. Reading about flies all night makes me a bit drosophila.
- The fly diptera foot in the water.
- The buzz of a fly is muscidae to my ears!
- Horseflies make us stupid. They want tabanideas.
- Mayflies may not – which makes them easy to kill.
YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT POISON
Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Happy Venomtine’s Day – You’re such a wonderful poison
- Can you believe we met on the web?
- [Black widow to mate]: I met my last husband on the web
- When I saw your legs – I eight them up
- How time flies [fly stuck on spiderweb]
- Weave come a long way.


