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OH MAG GOT!

Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns.
Thank you! ~Sou, Seattle

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Yawn. Reading about flies all night makes me a bit drosophila.
  2. The fly diptera foot in the water.
  3. The buzz of a fly is muscidae to my ears!
  4. Horseflies make us stupid. They want tabanideas.
  5. Mayflies may not – which makes them easy to kill.
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YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT POISON

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Happy Venomtine’s Day – You’re such a wonderful poison
  2. Can you believe we met on the web?
  3. [Black widow to mate]: I met my last husband on the web
  4. When I saw your legs – I eight them up
  5. How time flies [fly stuck on spiderweb]
  6. Weave come a long way.
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