What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
puns about puns
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
If you make a bull pun I’ll call you a cow word.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
Anyone who likes to quote punsters is a saidist.
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.