On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
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