To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In terms of ending the recession, the lack of buildings under construction is very in a spacious.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.
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