Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
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