I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...By definition, miming is not aloud.
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