I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who sell their possessions out of necessity are pawned scum.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t knock lazy people. They are the most into-resting.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget about cows! It’ll be a low off your mind.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
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