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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
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Desperanto.
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