Satan sheets: what the devil sleeps in.
religion
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Don’t baptize your children: it’s a chrism sentence.
Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”


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