Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.