I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
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For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.

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