Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
sheep
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.


