Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The gangland baseball star established a huge mafia umpire. Of course, he won’t say a word about his past hits: He follows the code of homerta, and brushes off all allegations as baseless. But he has been seen patrolling the alleys, and out of left field, he takes a swing at the pitcher. ‘Don’t try to put one past a man with three balls,’ he gloats. Despite facing the heat for two controversial strikes–and repeatedly ending up in foul territory–he ends up walking. Of course, the other guys balk. The next inning he decides to stick a cap on a fan. This time the hard liners get to him. So he winds up in the pen. Before, he would feast on sliders, but now he kills time sacrificing flies and collecting booze tins on his mickey mantle. Some say he dabbles in CyYoungtology. During this short stop, he pulls off a deadly sidearm delivery. He rallies, ends up running all the bases, and despite being violently tagged, he makes it home, safe. The truth of the matter? You could ask the catcher, but the catcher knows squat.
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