THE APE TEAM

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for an amazing race type event, called Gorilla Challenge. We are a group of four friends: two guys and two girls. Thanks! ~Seth, Magnolia, TX (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hot Gorillas Rule
  2. The Ape Team
  3. The Monkeys
  4. Orangu Crush
  5. We’re Bringing Silver Back
  6. It’s Good-All Good
  7. Banana Republicans
  8. The Panzees
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SLAM THUNK?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a story about how the local high school basketball team gets mentally prepared for a game and I need a catchy title for it. I know you can do it, please help me! ~AJ, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. No Basket Cases Here
  2. Mentally Power Forward
  3. Keying In
  4. Head Quarters
  5. Get In the Zone
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PROJECTILE MANAGEMENT

Dear Pun Gents, a dodgeball pun. ~Sophia, Glendale, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s better than a cockblock? Dodgeball.
  2. Dodgeball players love to strike.
  3. Dodge City was know for being quite live-ball.
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HOUSE MUSIC

Dear Pun Gents, We are forming a curling team with a bunch of fun folks. One of the team names is ‘We Swept With Your Wife.’ There are girls and boys and a lot of music lovers. But I’m not a fan of ‘Rolling Stones’ as a name. We often refer to people as savages and could use that in the name. ~Heather, Saint John, NB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bonspiel Jovi
  2. BRush
  3. Curler me Badd
  4. Die! Mannequins
  5. Turn Around Bright Ice
  6. Rink Ho Starrs
  7. Broom Broom Pow
  8. Baby Got Tap Back
  9. Big Wrecked Shot
  10. Savagenesis
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STICK MARKET

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stick With It
  2. The Netter, the Better
  3. Do the Hockey Puckey
  4. We Work at Shooters
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FROZEN ASSETS

Dear Pun Gents, need a curling team name for work; a funspiel team, 4 women working in payroll department ~Wendy, Victoria, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Play Rocks & Pay Roll
  2. T-4-Ladies
  3. Board-Brooms (Broad-Brooms?)
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OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
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