Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
sports
Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.


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