All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he  never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch? A big game punter.
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