Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
(11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)Loading...Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t know if I like HD technology – I find it a bit too Bluray.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
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