For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.
tech
When it comes to Facebook, the best defriends is a good offense.
I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.
I’ll shuffle my Excel spreadsheet data only as a last re-sort.
Setting a meeting with a cephalopod requires someĀ squid iCal thinking.
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
Computer Programmer Pornos:
- BASIC Instinct
- Debbie DOS Dallas
- Two plus Turing equals FORTRANNY
- Javastripped
- XXXML
- C++-sized
- AJAX and Jill
- Ruby meets Python
- Hot Codeds
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
Do the IT technicians on Sesame Street have to defraggle their hard drives?

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