I don’t know if I like HD technology – I find it a bit too Bluray.
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Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
Do duck hunters use call wading? If so, do authors use call foreword? And do sports broadcasters use called his play?
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.

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