When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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