When faced with two different career paths, a window washer will always choose the ladder.
the workplace
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.