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All Puns for November, 2010


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11/30/10

The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.

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11/29/10

I thought Star Trek had made its last movie. I Spock too soon.

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11/28/10

I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’.  Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.

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11/27/10

I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.

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11/26/10

PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Plague it Again, Sam
  2. On a Fluting Spree
  3. Rattaboy!
  4. The Verminator
  5. He Just Rodent To Town…
  6. Now Appearing on Kids Row
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11/26/10

I met a half-man, half-goat. He was a lot of faun. I enjoy Satyrdays.

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11/25/10

THANK YOUR LOUSY STARS

Dear Pun Gents,  I am writing an article for our church newsletter about being thankful in spite of adversity and need a title for the article. ~Tuan, Honolulu (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Get Stoic-ed
  2. It’s Chic to Turn Cheek
  3. Thank Your Lousy Stars
  4. Pray Of Light
  5. Sufferman
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11/25/10

When I die, please skip the embalming. I’m not one for empty formaldehydes. These are my final odours.

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11/24/10

SAVIOUR THE DATE!

Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My How He’s Groom!
  2. J.C. and the Pious Cats
  3. Saviour the Date!
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11/24/10

There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!

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