PLAGUE IT AGAIN, SAM

Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a news article on the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin for both a tabloid and a broadsheet but I dont know what the two headlines should be, please could you help me with some clever puns? ~Greg, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Plague it Again, Sam
  2. On a Fluting Spree
  3. Rattaboy!
  4. The Verminator
  5. He Just Rodent To Town…
  6. Now Appearing on Kids Row
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SAVIOUR THE DATE!

Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My How He’s Groom!
  2. J.C. and the Pious Cats
  3. Saviour the Date!
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SUN THING SPECIAL

Dear Pun Gents, we need a beach house name in Kure (pronounced ‘curry’) Beach, North Carolina. Owners in medical field, house aqua-colored. Looking for something clever but not pretentious or dirty.  “A Shore Cure” or Seas the Day? Can’t we do better? ~Carrie, Raleigh, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Don’t Kure, Beach Happy
  2. Carolina on the Beach
  3. Sun Thing Special
  4. Kure Patience
  5. Aquazy House
  6. Sand from Heaven
  7. Smile and Wave
  8. Kure-B Your Enthusiasm
  9. Perfect Tans
  10. Tidyllic
  11. Tidal Pleasures
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