MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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BRINGING SEXY FEEDBACK

Dear Pun Gents, we’re trying to come up with a fun name for a wall display showing the good feedback we get about our email help desk at work. So far I’ve only been able to come up with “the rating’s on the wall.” ~Muirean, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. ResPonzi Scheme
  2. How wall are we doing?
  3. The Wailing Wall
  4. This wall is carved in comment.
  5. Eval-holla
  6. Email Mall
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MUSICAL LINEUP

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny team name for a girls intramural softball team at my college. All of the girls are music majors or minors. Needs to be clean. ~Kassie, Brownwood, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bar Be Eyes [RBIs]
  2. Aces of Bases
  3. Ludwig van Basethrowven
  4. Handel the Bat
  5. Bat Girls
  6. Treble Play
  7. Fever Pitch
  8. Slide Trombones
  9. SwingandaMissimo
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MODUS OPERANDI

Dear Pun Gents, I’m creating a modding shop and came up with the name Modzilla. Need a good motto under the logo, but haven’t got there yet. Any ideas? ~Konstantinos, Helsinki, Finland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A Vicious Modster
  2. Get Mod, Get Even
  3. Her Modusty’s Secret Service
  4. The Adjustment Bureau
  5. Flavour of the Tweak
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CONTROL VERSEY

Dear Pun Gents, need of a pun about giving up control/surrender for a church activity. Your help is very much appreciated! ~Hilary, Grand Junction, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hungry for God? Go on a sub mission
  2. The struggle? Yes Sir, end ‘er.
  3. The Happy Days were when Joani loved Churchi [ok that is brutal]
  4. Quit hot doggin’ — add some relig’.
  5. It takes a big person to surrender the controller.
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ANYONE FOR MIMOsa?

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to include the word MIMO (multiple input multiple output), reflecting a hub for the exchange of news, thoughts and ideas. I thought of puns like MIMOre and MIMOtion, but you are obviously better at this. ~Danny, תל אביב, Israel

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. MIMOzone
  2. Land of MIMOz
  3. MIMOry
  4. MIMOzine
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TRUTH OR DERBY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name. Maybe sometime to do with rugby or science. Toughish sounding. Thanks! ~Jackye, Urbana, IL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mauly Sevens [rugby]
  2. Barbie Aryan [rugby]
  3. Asskick Newton
  4. Cap ‘er NicAss
  5. Kim O’Kill
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