After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.
I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.