If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.