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All Puns for March, 2013

03/31/13

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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03/30/13

The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/29/13

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/28/13

RUNNING FOR COVERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shelf Service
  2. Stacks of Cash
  3. Running for Covers
  4. Spineless Runners
  5. 26 Smiles
  6. Shelfish
  7. Run on the Banks
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Bookie’s Bet
  10. Fund Intended
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/28/13

There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/27/13

I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/26/13

When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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03/25/13

Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/24/13

You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/23/13
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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