Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
Month: November 2020
Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
Are archers into arrow dynamics?
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
Where can you buy a mountain goat? UseĀ Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.