Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which sea monster is constipated? Nogopoogo. Compare that to the Log Nice Monster, which descended from the Kraken.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which cooking invention makes you cooler?
Stay in less steel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.
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