Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists’ careers.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.
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