I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
Some noises just happen onomatically.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
Televangelism is all about false profits.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.