I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some noises just happen onomatically.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
Super man.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Televangelism is all about false profits.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
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