I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
Month: March 2021
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
Some noises just happen onomatically.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
Super man.
Televangelism is all about false profits.
Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.