Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry? Sì, bling
Month: March 2021
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!