After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
Getting an injection can be syringe dippitous.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.