After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.
Month: May 2021
If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.
Getting an injection can be syringe dippitous.
Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
How does a cannibal greet his guests?
Knife to eat you!
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
Fencing is a parry normal activity.