Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
I thought you were lost in a fog. But I was mist taken.
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture?
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
Pat and Rhain got beat up in Pakistan on account of their jokes. It happened in the Punjab Region.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
What do you call Bill Gates with hypothermia? A bluetoe-crat.