What do you call Bill Gates with hypothermia? A bluetoe-crat.
Month: May 2021
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Nothing scares me like the air. It’s my utmost fear.
Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
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