if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...When Romeo called to her on the balcony, Juliet knew he was a ledgeable bachelor.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...There’s a serious citrus fruit shortage in the Caribbean. Can you hear the lemoned Haitians?
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