I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
Month: July 2021
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.
You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.
Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.