Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.
Month: July 2021
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
Who are the angriest people?
The Irish!
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
Popular fonts? Aerial gets a good reception.
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.