Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Month: July 2021
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
Setting fire to a cemetery is an act of tomb fuellery.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.