I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
Month: July 2021
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
I never gain weight in winter. Because I wear coat regularly.
Shut-ins may suffer from Stuck Home Syndrome.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
I’m bed to the bone – I committed mattresscide.
I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.