Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
Month: September 2022
I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Hear about the businessman turned serial killer?
He was obsessed with stalk options!
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
Does volunteer work give you a heart attack? Maybe you need an NGOplasty.
I don’t feel hungry when I see a Belgian waffle; I feel absolutely Flemished!
Fragrant peppers have been discovered in odor spice.
Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
The future of farming? Pig Data.