A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
Month: November 2022
If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
Misusing the relative pronoun is a slippery slope, and can end in whomlessness.
My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.