If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
Month: April 2023
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.
Wherewolves are endangered.
It’s rude to confront somebody about their body odour. Except a Costa Rican.
Which breed of dog is expert at home repairs? A caulker spaniel.