I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
Month: September 2023
Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.
Bruce Lee was meant to be the greatest. It was man of fist destiny.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
Lufthansa: the German company for people who ask questions in public.
Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.