I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
Year: 2026
We can’t wait for Pride! The best ribs and burgers are served at LGBBQ events.
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
The comedy about the frozen Persian was quite Farsicle.
The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.
Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.

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