The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
Year: 2026
This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.
Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
Going to jail isĀ quite the bar gain.
There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.



