How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
How do they like their eggs in Pamplona?
Scram bulled.
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Pimple poppers, cease and de-cyst!